Wednesday, 12 January 2011

New Trend and actually a very cool one-

People are seen increasingly happy on their wedding days!!! i recently attended 1 (my highlight of the last year) and went for a bachelors' of another friend.

The guy and the bride looked extremely relaxed, were smiling and looked like they were looking fwd to the life about to come. This was in such a stark contrast to my last Indian wedding 6 years back (yup...that is right). The bride was pretending to be this over shy and sensitive girl and guy looked hassled and so not wanting to be there with his "i can't dance in barrat", "don't put money to band baaja guys" and "alcohol na na na not in baraat" (you motherf%% alcoholic abusive son of a bi%ch).

The groom was in a comfortable grey suit and as eager to get off this ghodi and dance with us guys as we were. He wanted to do his basketball step (courtesy another long lost friend of his) but alcohol didn't permit him much. He was obviously giving "puchis" to all the loved ones. Puchi = wet slobbering alcohol smelling kiss on ur cheek. he would appear from no where to land one on u! we did Pheris while he was dancing i.e. friend has to take a 100rs note and dance with him and then give money to someone. I somehow sucked at this, i either would drop the note or someone else just rip it out of my hand. I think the groom is a big stud....he has been a big convincing long for me since iim. finally he will be monetized.
Wedding was fun and seeing the guy and girl was even more fun.
Next blog shall have details about the GRAND BACHELORS' that had happened prior to all these. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep censored!

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Jake Gyllenhall-

Cum on guys...so what he did a gay role in brokeback mountain. u can't label him one for the rest of his life. (yes ..yes i know he played the bitch in it and not the butch as if that would have pacified you hatens). he is now here to redeem himself with the movie Love and the other drugs. I personally liked the movie specially watching it with a cute kudi who was acting shy, clueless what is happening and irritated on why I am laughing so much everytime the doctor feels Ann Hathaway's boobs! Movie has some of the most graphic scenes without showing the proverbial "V snatch" or the guy's "mojo machine". But otherwise it has all, positions, clothes getting torn up, remorseless cool sex and most importantly my fav theme "hunter gets hunted". Bataya hai laundon ko ki ishq mein andhe mat ho...but nahin....KSML.

i think a definite checkout of the movie is a must, paise wasool!

Should this be instituionalised in India?

so what i have heard happens at US weddings in the best man or closest friends of the groom sleep around with the bride's maid and her close friends...1) are such things happening in india 2) is it implicit something will happen 3) who initiates?

very pertinent questions - need to know before i attend this indian wedding (mine after 6 years but just had 2 in quick succession)

MA