Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Yeh waise Poll hona chahiye-

So...so many of my friends who have passed out of IIM say ki they will marry women not from an IIM. And to their credit they did follow their own theory, so what if they had sex with some IIM women, or their friends or the kaam waali. They at the end did marry a non IIM girl. Reason: They think "IIM ki ladkiyan yaar, agenda based hoti hain...unko pyar nahin aata karna. Manipulative hoti hain badhi" As much as the hypothesis and reasoning has merit based on sample sets, i am kind of surprised that some really good women (no i dont mean the ugly loser category, i mean the really stud types) still buy this theory and accept the IIM guy's funda. Whose agenda is getting completed here? I have never been able to understand. My esteemed friend once said all these theories come down to just sex ratio. Since Women are lower in number, men keep feeling ki unki maari ja rahi hai and they are getting raw end of the deal. Yeh to contra-logical ho gaya. In actual shouldn't the minority be the oppressed and not the oppressor? I think, I belong to the category of open trading system model except keeping the hedgies (one in hand, one in bush) out. It is the hedgies that being so prevalent in IIM which have completely terrified the guys in IIM.


What to do and what not to do-

Time for displaying extreme mental stability and poise but it doesnt show passion. Time to show extreme passion and that you believe in urself but then it comes across rude and overconfident. Time to show you are polite but confident, in the assured calm usual self manner but it comes across "fruity". Hona kuch nahin hai itna sochne se...I have realised over the period of last 2 years, my medicine to find a solution is 100% effective - just keep ur mouth shut for 2-3 days. And shut maane to shut...u cant speak even a word. It has brought me trouble but i think advantages are far greater than the little trouble it will cause. Agar Mrs Malhotra saath mein abhi to chup rehna allowed hi nahin hota! So that part is solved. Baaki bacha kal ka match- hmmm- i think i will say some maa behen ki gaaliyan abhi and some after the match (my usual drunk state natak) to avoid breaking my silence code. Solved. MA

Sunday, 20 March 2011

What is an adrenaline junkie-

It is someone who looks for an adrenaline rush to divert one's mind from the underlying cause of low adrenaline. Twilight 2.
Bungie? na. Live Abelone? na. Crack? may be. Casual sex? definite yes!
Which reminds me i freaked out some "kids" yesterday with my new casual comments about this topic. As i have always wondered, why do ppl get so freaked about it specially when they have been in relationships for super long, have they been fkking praying together??? Idiots.
Which then means, i am a hypocrite.
Which then means, i am discounting basic parameter of choosing partners.
Which then means, i am doomed.
Which then means i need an adrenaline rush.
hump my sharona!