Why does no one like...

Deepika Padukone? seriously...what is wrong with her? everytime someone hears me saying i like her, i get a standard response - "she is so dumb ..maaaaan"
so...as opposed to the other bournvita quiz winners we have in this field?
i think she manages pretty well to look yummy on screen and does fairly high % of entertaining movies as compared to non-entertaining ones...i really dont care if she is not able to tell me all the mammal names starting from Z backwards to A (another question i was asked recently...the guy probably saw the movie phenonomenon whr travolta uncle does this stunt...so in case anyone gets curious on answer, watch the sequence).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDSNs9wBpU

MA

Food for thought-

My boss sent an email around asking why are long end Peru bonds cheaper than brazil and much so than indonesia... so i thot...

why do couples fight...only 2 reasons...either to brk up or to have hot make up sex...but then why do long distance couples fight...either to brk up or...no sex possible...why not just not fight in long distance and conceed a point easily...stay peaceful and conceed a point...that 1 hr conversation/chat can easily be managed...but then why do couples which stay together not just do that...idea is to not conceed a point and keep staying together and keep conceeding...so...net solution is?

EM funds have greater allocation to indonesia > brazil > peru hence the price action is more severe in that order i.e. tighter spread...

random? thr will be blood and no country for old men got best motion picture academy... mine should deserve a nobel...

MA

Gifts-

perfumes...thr was a myth that if you gift perfumes to your friends, you end up fighting with them. rubbish!

reminds me of three Us...urgh, uff and uaan
reminds me of two Gs...grrr, guhahaha
reminds me of one W...waayyy

MA

It is a zoo out here-

fed some monkeys, cats, dogs and some parrots...now bored...

did anyone see the new india wc cricket worldcup adverts? original...very gud...

MA

Rambo-2

The word expendible: means if you dont turn up to a party (which you are invited to) and noone asks whr you are if you dont turn up.

Powerful word. Learnt it...and figure it out buddy: )

Thr goes the fucking (why do ppk use f%%king ... why cant they just write fucking... is it banned reported as abuse?) nadal slam...i saved precisely 61k INR on seeing that 6-0, 6-0, 6-1

MA

Time to kick some lazy retards-

woman power in hk speaks...4 wives tell their pot bellied under fit men that this sunday they will be going a trek, Grp led by Mayut and Lulu. Hahaha prrrrrrrrrrr phati kisi ki...
Common guys toughen up....it is 2.5 hour stroll lined with pret sandwiches every 45 minutes. last 1 hours is walking down in a park.

this seems to be a major "inflection" point as per my boss in determining whether we will be doing more such stuff in hk or not. any suggestions to make it more picnici? (only within limits).

for the first time in 6 months, this got me excited, i think it can breed future 100km oxfam racers from within this pool.

MA

New Trend and actually a very cool one-

People are seen increasingly happy on their wedding days!!! i recently attended 1 (my highlight of the last year) and went for a bachelors' of another friend.

The guy and the bride looked extremely relaxed, were smiling and looked like they were looking fwd to the life about to come. This was in such a stark contrast to my last Indian wedding 6 years back (yup...that is right). The bride was pretending to be this over shy and sensitive girl and guy looked hassled and so not wanting to be there with his "i can't dance in barrat", "don't put money to band baaja guys" and "alcohol na na na not in baraat" (you motherf%% alcoholic abusive son of a bi%ch).

The groom was in a comfortable grey suit and as eager to get off this ghodi and dance with us guys as we were. He wanted to do his basketball step (courtesy another long lost friend of his) but alcohol didn't permit him much. He was obviously giving "puchis" to all the loved ones. Puchi = wet slobbering alcohol smelling kiss on ur cheek. he would appear from no where to land one on u! we did Pheris while he was dancing i.e. friend has to take a 100rs note and dance with him and then give money to someone. I somehow sucked at this, i either would drop the note or someone else just rip it out of my hand. I think the groom is a big stud....he has been a big convincing long for me since iim. finally he will be monetized.
Wedding was fun and seeing the guy and girl was even more fun.
Next blog shall have details about the GRAND BACHELORS' that had happened prior to all these. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep censored!

Jake Gyllenhall-

Cum on guys...so what he did a gay role in brokeback mountain. u can't label him one for the rest of his life. (yes ..yes i know he played the bitch in it and not the butch as if that would have pacified you hatens). he is now here to redeem himself with the movie Love and the other drugs. I personally liked the movie specially watching it with a cute kudi who was acting shy, clueless what is happening and irritated on why I am laughing so much everytime the doctor feels Ann Hathaway's boobs! Movie has some of the most graphic scenes without showing the proverbial "V snatch" or the guy's "mojo machine". But otherwise it has all, positions, clothes getting torn up, remorseless cool sex and most importantly my fav theme "hunter gets hunted". Bataya hai laundon ko ki ishq mein andhe mat ho...but nahin....KSML.

i think a definite checkout of the movie is a must, paise wasool!

Should this be instituionalised in India?

so what i have heard happens at US weddings in the best man or closest friends of the groom sleep around with the bride's maid and her close friends...1) are such things happening in india 2) is it implicit something will happen 3) who initiates?

very pertinent questions - need to know before i attend this indian wedding (mine after 6 years but just had 2 in quick succession)

MA

Which is worse-

Someone telling you they dont miss you or Someone telling you that they dont want to be missed by you?