- Men dressing in extremely tight trousers and women wearing sleeveless at work
- Fitness mania, running daily...anything below 5km and you are considered lame
- Men wanting to marry but women wanting to only fkk
- Women stopping to coochiecoo every single dog they see on the street
- Gay men leaving banking and entering fashion business and ramp walking (finally!!!)
- 2 indians passing each other but keeping a straight face as if he was a born firang and doesn't care about seeing someone from familiar land
- Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Sri Lankans all trying to pass off as Indians...soon the freaking Chinese will try too... guhahaha
- Wine more than normal conventional alcohol
- Exchanging rings pre engagement and settling mark to market on gold price without actual settlement after break up
- No pushup bras for women
- Men wearing vests/tshirts under their shirts are branded as 'wife-beaters' after the extremely popular italians
- Women still struggling to stay in control on seeing a pole and not dancing, men still not able to that :)
- Being injured while playing a sport and having a bandage on your hand (masturbation is also included just for the people who are thinking that)
- Predicting that recession will be over in 2010
- Quintessentially hoping that you get a big bonus. Irrespective of what you get, on being asked, the answer is digital: zilch or 100k
- No more swearing on mother sister daughters...now it is the animal kingdom with suyar, kutta and absolutely latesht one being saanp ki poonch
MA
saari culture 16 bullet points mein encompass kar di.. waah waah.. cant believe i bothered to count the number of bullet points...
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