Sunday, 12 September 2010

My Dick...like Jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg

I didn't know the great Shawn Michaels use to enter with this song?! I always thought it was Heartbkreak kid or something...anyhow...

MA

Sunday, 29 August 2010

US Open-2010- Federer does it again!

Federer does it again..."i put in my hard work for last 6 years to reach finals of US open, too bad if he (nadal) wasn't there". Man...??? are u smoking weed! He keeps coming up with his classic dialogues..."reaching 26 consecutive quarter finals and 25 consecutive semi finals in a grand slam, well i take it anyday"...shut the fkk up man..."he knew as soon as I walked on the court that I will give him a playing lesson in tennis, afterall semis of a grand slam is where i perform"
You are a great player but stop whining and crying like a spoil sport...you lose some matches, just get on with it...I think with 3 out of the top 4 seeds being losers, only guy to cheer for is Nadal...

MA

Sunday, 8 November 2009

12 months- Story Time Again

Last 12 months were supremely interesting from every imaginable possible direction: work front, personal life (if i consider that i do have any!) and most importantly emmotional quotient side (yeah, i know it sounds so deep...it is)


Changed desks...moved from an extremely cool sounding desk called correlation trading (makes the budding i-bankers go orgasmic) to business risk (yeah, the chakha desk according to this extremely "non-chakha" fellow) to credit trading (has the work trading in it - must be lot of money and even if not, it sounds so coool and hep, i know...tell me about it). There were 2 kinds of people in these 12 months...few who started having doubts that am i really the loser they wanted me to be...few who always stayed by my side (there were just 2)...these 2 ppl no matter what happens always support me...i wonder are they blind or what!

Anyways, i always used to advise ppl when they lost their jobs and were depressed that "were they so bad? why did it happen to them" etc etc. I always used to say it isn't personal...it just happened to them as a random selection process...deflect...don't worry abt it...

Best thing i did when it did happen to me, was DEFLECT.

I actually wrote this for a guy who i think is feeling the heat these days but i am 100% sure this guy is a st(c)ud and crack the fkk out of most bankers when he gets going.

MA